22. California livin', 818' reppin.
just kidding, I'm a shy, weird girl from "the valley" and this is where Id prefer to waste my time. #ishouldprobablydeletethisalready

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via drunkardsprayer)

chanelofhouston:

browneyesndsunshine:

theogblackjesus:

thisshitfunny:

theogblackjesus:

u still hit whatchu cryin for

got what you wanted and in record time 

u the real winner

These comments lol

😒 *still tells friends you a minute man* *plays Missy Elliot’s minute man in the background*
doublemaximusart:

Dani and Billy from Hocus Pocus. I love how Billy kept her safe within the salt circle :3
hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here
oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding
destroyedforcomfort:

blackfootbeauty:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now



That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

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